I dont have a Wii

posted by Womble692 at 16:57

I don't have a Wii.
I cant give a review but it looks awesome and i really wanted one for Christmas. Alas it wasn't to be, i was disappointed again, not as disappointed as when i didn't receive an Optimus Prime back in the 80's and cried all Christmas day and tried to kick my parents in the shins for daring to buy some other piece of crap! (I was a lovely child really)
I do understand why K wouldn't get me one, i already have an Xbox that never gets used and a PC that doesn't get switched on and a whole host of other gadgets that after the initial weeks enthusiasm i get bored with and leave in a drawer. The problem you see is i am a "must have". You know the type, they must have that computer game, then play it and get bored after a couple of days, they must have that new cd then never listen to it, they must have that new mp3 player and then leave it in a cupboard. I have spent so much money on gadgets you would have thought i would have learnt my lesson yet i watched and drooled at the new Iphone and will no doubt buy one and leave it in a drawer after a week.

I am going climbing tonight for the first time in about 2 years, tomorrow i will be aching and walking like John Wayne. I am a fairly fit guy and go to the gym a lot but climbing is a different sort of exercise, your arms feel like they are on fire after 10 minutes and your legs and feet are wobbly at the end of a hard climb. The problem i have is i am an ex fatty, we are worse than ex smokers. We exercise too much and watch what we eat 99% of the time. The other 1% of the time we try to cram as much crap and unhealthy food into our mouths as the time allows, there is only so much rice and chicken or steak and pasta you can eat! I am addicted to the feeling you get after exercise and also im quite lucky i go to a David Lloyd where there are lots of Mums who have good bodies that i can look at in between sets, they bounce in a very fake way on the treadmills!

I hope to update a bit about my hobbies (music, guitar, sports, films) and bitch about my work and stuff that annoys me. In the mean time im signing off...

To recap, im an Ex fattie must have who is a binge eater and a binge drinker and likes watching women bounce on the treadmill whilst working out.