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Friday, May 15, 2009

Official: World's Most Beautiful Baby Born To Lovely Couple

posted by Jaitu at 09:25

Well I would say that wouldn't I.

Our first child was born yesterday morning.

For almost no more detail and a sneaky preview follow the link to Emily Hope on our Baby Steps site.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Nitro Circus on MTV

posted by Jaitu at 22:17

MTV has recently started showing Nitro Circus on Sunday nights in the UK. I caught this by chance and am hooked. It's like Jackass but more focused on jumps and stunts and less on vomiting and public humiliation. The group of regulars is lead by Moto X and freestyle rider Travis Pastrana and includes other Moto racers, mountain bikers, bmx riders and base jumpers.

Each week sees a collection of insane stunts ranging from racing kids big-wheel trikes downhill to sky-diving without a parachute to loop the loop slip'n'slides through the woods to driving a trophy truck across the desert at 170mph to base jumping from Las Vegas hotels to attempting to back flip a monster truck.

It looks like the whole lot is available online at the Nitro Circus Vimeo channel. I'm currently resisting the urge to watch more online and just letting 'traditional T.V.' drip feed it to me.

To find out whether it's something you might like then check out the clip below which appears to be the whole of the first show.

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Saturday, April 11, 2009

WIRED UK Edition

posted by Jaitu at 19:04

U.S. technology magazine WIRED has recently launched a U.K. specific edition. There was a short-lived U.K. WIRED a few years back but this is a new start.
I've read and enjoyed WIRED for a good few years now and it's one of the few magazines I subscribe to. As an overseas subscriber of the U.S. edition I received an early opportunity to subscribe to the U.K. edition but decided not to until seeing the first issue and checking out the level of 'overlap'. I picked up the launch issue recently and gave it a quick scan to see how much I recognised. Straight off the bat there were two major multi page articles that I've read before as well as a couple of double page spreads and some other bits and pieces. One of the large articles was on the formula that broke the banking system and had been in the U.S. edition in the last couple of months. The other a brilliant year-old piece on a deep sea salvage team (that has since been optioned for a movie adaptation). It's a mild, though thoroughly understandable, annoyance that an amount of content will be duplicated between the two editions. If the first U.K. issue is any measure the quality and quantity of unique material is sufficient for me to continue with my overseas subscription and with the current U.K. offer of only £24 for twelve issues I am most likely to take up a U.K. sub too.

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Friday, March 27, 2009

Dr. Stephen Arthur Allen (euphonium) playing Napoli.

posted by Jaitu at 22:03

This isn't the sort of thing I normally post, then again what is?
When I was younger (so much younger than today) I used to play brass a bit. I played bugle, cornet in a silver band and was learning to play trombone. At the time I enjoyed playing quite a lot but didn't like having to do things at prescribed times (I still don't). As a result I would enjoy band practice but never wanted to go. Ultimately I had an orthodontic brace fitted which meant I couldn't play and when it was removed I never picked up a brass instrument again.

The point of that almost pointless nostalgia is that there are other members of my family who stuck with the whole musical discipline thing. The clip below is of my Cousin Stephen. I'll be honest, I'm not someone who keeps up with my family anywhere near as well as I probably should and after my sister sent me the link to the clip I had to use Google to find out a bit more about what Steve is doing now.

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Monday, March 16, 2009

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)

posted by Jaitu at 08:15

I should probably spend a little time posting something more consequential or at least personal on here. Or I should take the time to update BabySteps with our scan photos or a recording of the heartbeat. Or just stick a quick post on Playing.Catch-Up to bring it up to date with CoD:WaW, PoP, The Maw, Peggle, GoW2 and whatever else I played since the last post. Or put some new designs on the RTDL2 Shop and update the shop blog.
Instead though I'm just going to post a synopsis of the Star Wars trilogy as told by someone who has only seen bits and pieces of the movies.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

SCINTILLATION

posted by Jaitu at 18:26

SCINTILLATION, by Xavier Chassaing, is described as "... an experimental film made up of over 35,000 photographs. It combines an innovative mix of stop motion and live projection mapping techniques." SCINTILLATION is a simple yet beautiful short film. I particularly like the final shots where lights seem to chase themselves around the detail of some plasterwork. it reminds me of colour cycling animation in Deluxe Paint when I used to play with the Commodore Amiga.

The music in the clip is provided by Fedaden and clearly borrows from Jacques Loussier's jazz arrangement of Johann Sebastian Bach's Air on the G String before heading swiftly off in a more experimental direction.

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Friday, February 13, 2009

Animal Sounds

posted by Jaitu at 12:43

Here's a short animation set to an amusing little song, by "The State", that I originally ran across in an audio only form on LonelySandwich but that my net access policy at work wouldn't allow to listen to but would allow me to watch this version, with pictures, of.

WARNING: Contains one use of a bad word, that begins with 'F', towards the end.

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Vocoders : Electro-Harmonix Voice Box Demo

posted by Jaitu at 18:53

A short video to demo the Voice Box multi-functional vocal synth processor. The main function seems to be as a vocoder or 'talk box' that takes one input, usually someones voice, and tunes it to match a second input.
WARNING: This features a very catchy tune that'll have you singing "you got someone on your side" under your breath for the rest of the day.




And I never mentioned Frampton.

Oh okay then. Probably the most famous use of a 'Talk Box' vocoder:

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

You Look Nice Today : The Noises Rest

posted by Jaitu at 18:54

An amusing look at the role of the foley artist from You Look Nice Today.




If you find this even *remotely* funny then I highly recommend you check out the archive of podcasts from YLNT

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Friday, February 06, 2009

David After Dentist

posted by Jaitu at 23:59

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Thursday, February 05, 2009

Measurement Lab : Test Your Internet Connection

posted by Jaitu at 08:18

www.measurementlab.net is described as "an open platform for researchers to deploy Internet measurement tools."
Currently three tools are available for testing your internet connection and diagnosing problems that may be affecting it.

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Vehicle Wrapping

posted by Jaitu at 07:30

Here's a video that's recently been posted by www.BlueLizardSigns.co.uk, Gatwick's premier sign and vehicle graphic specialist, showing them wrapping a vehicle. And I whinge if I have to wrap a birthday present

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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Warmth

posted by Jaitu at 21:12

Last night we huddled together on the sofa under a duvet before deciding to get an early night and climbing under two duvets and a waffle blanket and basking in the cold glow of the bedroom telly.
Waking this morning the thermastat read ten degrees in the house. I tried to re-fire the boiler but, as I had already known, it failed.
I left work a little earlier than normal in order to get home with a few minutes of daylight to work in. Expecting to have to climb a ladder and thaw the external pipe a somewhat hopeful ignition attempt of the boiler was thankfully met with unexpected success. The heating has been on for five hours now and the temperature in the house has just reached a balmy eighteen degrees. I'm leaving the heating on all night tonight in the hope that come the morning we will still have hot water.

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Tuesday, January 06, 2009

The Boiler Says NO.

posted by Jaitu at 17:58

As the alarm went off at damn-it's-early o'clock this morning my pregnant wife got up and I stretched out across the bed to enjoy my twenty minutes of morning comfort while she showered. Moments later she called to me that there was no hot water. Even as I walked, bleary-eyed, to the boiler cupboard my senses were telling me it was colder than normal in the house. The recent cold snap has caused our boiler to throw a strop. The most likely reason is that the condensate pipe that runs out through the side of the house had frozen and the safety features on the boiler had shut it down. I attempted to reset it but the ignition sequence failed again.
So Nim and I washed using a pan of boiled water and got ready for work. As we were leaving the house an hour later I thought I'd give it one more go and the damn thing fired up.
I'd noticed that the system pressure gauge was also on the low side - another reason the boiler might protest. So when I walked into the disappointingly cold house tonight I went straight to it and worked through the refilling procedure to get the pressure back up. Sadly the boiler still would not ignite leaving me in little doubt that it is the condensate pipe. With temperatures forcast to stay in single figures for the rest of the week and the exterior pipe being in twenty four hour shadow things are not looking good for a quick thaw.

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Monday, December 08, 2008

AKIRA - The American Re-Make

posted by Jaitu at 08:20

Harry Partridge, an animator from Swindon, has been thinking about the classic anime AKIRA and how it would be different if had been made for an American audience.



Via: Laughing Squid/

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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

More Tilt-Shift Time-Lapse

posted by Jaitu at 21:04

Another superb piece of time-lapse photography using tilt-shift lenses. Keith Loutit has been to a monster truck show and shot some great footage of the enormous 'toy' cars in action.

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Google Hosts LIFE Photo Archive

posted by Jaitu at 07:53

Google is hosting the photographic archive of LIFE Magazine. The collection includes photographs and etchings dating back as far as the 1750's. The archive is still being populated and once complete should hold in the region of 20 million images. It is fully searchable (naturally, this *is* Google) and each entry has it's own page with additional information. It's an enormous and diverse collection of images and most of them at reasonably high resolutions too.

Go take a look: http://images.google.com/hosted/life

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Real World Guitar Hero On A Bike

posted by Jaitu at 07:46

Okay the title may be a little misleading as there is no-one actually playing Guitar Hero in this clip. Instead you have a guy riding his bike along a route that has been marked out with the fret board arrangement for "Prisoner Of Society" by The Living End as you would see find it on Guitar Hero with the difficulty set to hard.
Along with the incidental details, like the occasional pyrotechnic, one easily missed but excellent detail is the LED strip across the handle bars that flash in the correct sequence and in time with the floor markings.


Originally seen on : laughingsquid.com

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Art Of Can Throwing

posted by Jaitu at 21:11

This is one of those not-cool-but-cool clips that pop up regularly.
In it a bunch of French guys throw cans into bins. They must have done these many, many times in order to catch the attempts that worked. The thing I find entertaining about it is that they maintain the nonchalant "meant it" faces in every shot.



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Tilt-Shift Time-Lapse

posted by Jaitu at 20:59

I have a passing interest in photography and movie making, though I've never gone so far as to make a movie. The following clip is an example of two techniques I find fascinating combined in a fantastic sum-of-it's-parts result.
Tilt-shift lenses allow narrow bands of focus to be enforced in photos taken over large distances. In effect this gives everything the appearance of being a miniature model photographed in macro.
Time-lapse is the art of taking photos (or movie frames) at extended regular intervals and then playing them back in sequence allowing giving the impression of sped up activity.
The following clip combines both which results in a bizarre miniature Sydney under the microscope.

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Friday, October 24, 2008

It's Not About Jimmy Carr Live

posted by Jaitu at 21:38

Last Sunday night we saw Jimmy Carr performing live at The Brighton Dome. If you're a fan of Jimmy Carr you will not be surprised to learn that he is as funny as you would expect. In my opinion he is at his best when interacting with the audience. I suspect he knows this too as there were a number of points during the evening where he invited questions from the audience. As it happens that brings me to the main reason for this post. Before the performance began, while we sat in the theatre, the rest of the audience found their seats. A couple among the group sitting directly behind us very loudly discussed their strategy to definitely get Jimmy's attention. I say strategy, in fact they didn't go much beyond repeatedly stating that Jimmy would definitely talk to them and they would definitely make sure of it and it would definitely be so cool when Jimmy definitely spoke them.
Once Jimmy had made his appearance and the evening was underway our self-confident shadows' strategy become abundantly clear. It was, it must be said, stunningly simple(minded). They simply laughed in falsely forced manner more loudly and for longer than anyone else at every joke. Somehow it failed in almost every way. The one way in which it succeeded was in sucking a large amount of enjoyment of the show from those surrounding them. When later Jimmy opened up the first round of open questioning the girl half encouraged the boy half , in a loud stage whisper, to ask something. He seemed uncharacteristically self conscious and sheepishly declined. Four or five questions passed and as the performance was about to move on the guy finally gathered the courage to shout out a blindingly clever question to our comedic host. "How tall are you?".
Genius.
To his credit and our amusement Mr Carr instantly responded, "Life size. I'm this f***ing tall". Fortunately for us their desire for further recognition seemed to diminish afterwards.
Don't get me wrong it was a fantastic evening and I would recommend seeing Jimmy Carr live to anyone not easily offended. It was just a shame I spent most of the first half dividing my concentration between enjoying Jimmy and seething. It's a strange experience to have some much fun while so angry.
Which reminds me of a joke, possibly worthy of Mr Carr.
A husband challenged his wife to think of something that could make you both happy and sad simultaneously. She thought for a moment and responded, "You have a bigger cock than your brother."

And just for a laugh here's a very short clip of Jimmy Carr on QI.

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Video Shot With 360 Degree Panoramic Lens

posted by Jaitu at 19:02

I stumbled upon this video that has been around a little while and was suitably impressed by it. It's shot using a lens that captures a full 360 degree panoramic view.
I'd very much like to find out more about that. There is a quite a clear and prolonged shadow of the hardware visible on the guy with the headband from around 1 minute and 13 seconds in that suggests the camera is aim upwards at a mirror. Quite likely the support structure is hidden between the sides of the image.
[UPDATE: Probably something along these lines: 0-360 Panoramic Optic™. You have to 'Unwrap' the captured image which would add a fair bit of post processing to any video sequence.]
I suspect that a lot more could be made of it but this is a pretty good proof of concept. The track isn't too bad either. It's got a good beat. Found on : DesignLlama

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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Bring On The Trumpets

posted by Jaitu at 21:00

Just to keep a work mate happy.




PLEASE STOP SAYING IT NOW.

Compliments of the season.

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Monday, September 22, 2008

Sunday Triple Bill

posted by Jaitu at 07:58

Yesterday we decided to have ourselves a 'slobby day'. To this end we set out in the morning to get shopping and recycling out of the way and returned home laden with an armful of cheap DVDs and cheaper snack foods. The movies, needless to say have left a far more pleasant lasting impression on me than the still active snack foods which are even now craving attention within me.
We watched three movies which I shall present in no particular order except that it is the particular order that they were watched in.

Eagle Vs Shark
A low budget film from New Zealand. It follows Lily, a socially inept likable 'loser' of a girl as she is let go from her job at the 'Meaty Boy' fast food restaurant and finds love with her dream man Jarrad - an even more inept loser played by Jermaine Clement from Flight Of The Conchords. Jarrad, it turns out, is hell bent on a revenge mission against the man who used to bully him at school.
The weakest of the three movies but still very watchable. If you like Napoleon Dynamite or Flight Of The Conchords then there's a strong chance you'll enjoy Eagle Vs Shark.




JUNO
By far the filmiest film of the three and overall the most complete. Juno is a sixteen year old girl that finds herself pregnant and decides to give it up for adoption. Despite the subject and the, in my opinion, slightly off-putting trailer this is a very entertaining and frequently funny movie.




Be Kind Rewind
In some ways my favourite of the three (although in many other ways Juno still takes it). Mos Def and Jack Black accidentally erase all the videos in a failing video store and have to record their own 'Sweded' versions to keep their customers happy. Anyone who has seen and enjoyed anything from Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Chemical Brothers and Bjork music videos including - 'Let Forever Be' and 'Star Guitar') will enjoy this film immensely. Gondry has an amazing talent for simple creativity. As the following trailer and it's own 'Sweded' remake should demonstrate.



'Sweded' Version of the Trailer

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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Wrong.

posted by Jaitu at 10:10

Another clip from YouTube that has nothing to do with anything.
This one is of an inappropriate design for a kids slide.
OK, the quality of the image and camera work leave a lot to be desired but it's almost worth it for the terrible rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody alone.

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Friday, September 12, 2008

New Shirts

posted by Jaitu at 17:50

El Diablo has provided some new shirt designs for the shop.
I'll probably make more of a fuss once the shop itself has been redesigned.

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A Quick Note.

posted by Jaitu at 07:53

A while ago a lot of people got quite excited by Mentos and Coke. Two men that got particularly excited were the guys from Eepybird. Now they are back with a new display. Click the video below to see what you can do with nearly three hundred thousand coloured post-it notes.

If you want to see the original Mentos and Coke experiment then look below.


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Sunday, September 07, 2008

The game's Bond, Premium Bond

posted by Jaitu at 19:04

I have been buying premium bonds on and off for a couple of years and so far the return has seemed reasonable. The other day Doug and I were discussing potential savings plans and the subject of premium bonds came up. Doug pointed me to a very informative article at Money Saving Expert that goes into incredible detail regarding the actual apportionment of winnings and the probability of return on your investment. The information is represented in such a way that remains simple enough to follow. There is also a calculator tool which gives very interesting results.

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Ferrari's International Assistants

posted by Jaitu at 17:31

This afternoon we were treated to one of the more exciting Grands Prix of the season in which Lewis Hamilton started from pole, quickly lost the lead then much later regained it, gave it back, took it, lost it and finally won.
It is very disappointing therefor to find that Lewis has been stripped of the win after the race stewards gave him a post race 25 second penalty for a marginal incident with Kimi. What makes this all more irritating is that following Lewis cutting the final chicane - after making contact with Kimi [Correction: they didn't make contact, Lewis cut the chicane partly to avoid it.] - he correctly gave the place back before going on to pass Kimi legitimately. Lewis gained nothing by cutting the chicane and Kimi lost nothing. It was suggested that Lewis may have had a momentum advantage as a result of cutting the chicane. Surely any momentum gained would have been surrendered by backing off to allow Kimi back through?
Earlier in the weekend Honda's Ross Braun (previously one of the Ferrari dream team) categorically denied that Ferrari ever receive favourable treatment from the F.I.A. However, with Felipe Massa receiving nothing more than a fine following an unsafe release in the pitlane at Valencia (which could easily have resulted in injury) the inconsistency in penalties seems pronounced. It becomes increasingly difficult to argue that the apparent leniency afforded to Ferrari and the comparatively severe penalties seemingly handed to Mclaren whenever and wherever possible is purely coincidence.

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Saturday, September 06, 2008

I'd Recommend More Than-A-Lot

posted by Jaitu at 15:41

No, this has nothing to do with any kind of insurance product.

Thursday night we went into London with our neighbours to see Monty Python's Spamalot. Spamalot is a musical stage show based, mostly, on the classic film Monty Python And The Holy Grail. The film focused on Arthur - King of the Britons and his quest to find the holy grail. The show follows roughly the same course with some minor and some major changes to make it more suitable for stage production and to set it quite distinctly apart from the original source. There is more than enough of the original to keep fans happy but I don't think you have to be a fan or have any prior knowledge of Python to enjoy the show. One of our party is not too keen on the movie but found the show to be an excellent evening's entertainment. All the new material fits nicely and is genuinely funny stuff. There is a touch of the post-modern self-referencing that I would ordinarily put down as an easy way out but in the context of Python's anarchic humour is is not an issue.
I cannot recommend this show highly enough.
Below is a clip from Australian television with a report on the London show. It is from a couple of years ago and features the original cast. Possibly the entire cast has since changed and currently Sanjeev Bhaskar is playing the part of Arthur brilliantly.
Also the Aussie reporter seems to think that Holy Grail and Life Of Brian are the same film.


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Friday, September 05, 2008

Pop Thorn

posted by Jaitu at 18:39

Whilst glancing out of the window at the pouring rain today I noticed that my dripping bike had lost some definition around the front tyre. My keen mind and deductive reasoning led me to conclude that I had a puncture.
I made a deal with myself that if it was dry when I left I would fix it properly - by which I mean replace the inner tube and not faff with a puncture repair kit. If it was still raining I would just pump a load of air back in and see how far I could get.
In the end it wasn't raining but it was almost an hour later than I had expected to leave so the "just pump a load of air back in" plan seemed preferable. I gave the tyre a quick once over to see if there was any obvious damage and was disappointed to find a woody stub sitting flush with one of the tread blocks. Further fiddling left it clear that no amount of pumping was likely to improve the situation.
I took the wheel off and extracted the offending item from the rubber. It was a little more substantial than I had anticipated. I took a poor quality image, in the fading light, of the thorn I took out next to the valve stem of the deflated tube as as a record.

The amazing this is that I know exactly where I would have picked this up and it is around two miles from work. Somehow I had managed to ride that far in the morning with no indication of the puncture.

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Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Speed, Speeder, Speedest

posted by Jaitu at 19:05

Never mind the 'interestingly' styled G-Wiz electric 'car'.
What you really want is a full-size, all electric and almost as practical real Landspeeder. Capable of 25mph and several miles on a single charge this has to be one of the more desirable fully electric vehicles around. Sadly it is, of course, a one off.
More info, pics and video at http://www.reallandspeeder.com/

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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Re-Decontinues

posted by Jaitu at 23:53

Keeping with the general spirit of cleaning, clearing, sorting and rejuvenating I decided it was well past time that the site had another face lift. So here is the result. A cleaner, hopefully improved and enlarged space.

On the more tangible front the conservatory is now nearly done. We had most of the tiles laid this week. Embarrassingly we ran short by about four tiles, the first delay of our own making and so near the finish. We were able to buy more but following the trend we were promised a phone call on Wednesday to arrange another visit and have not yet heard anything more despite leaving messages and having Nuglas chase it up.
The pipe work has been boxed in and once the final tiles are down we need only have skirting and final fixings applied.
The spot lights flicker when the dimmer is in use but we should be able to get that rectified easily enough too.

Then it only remains for us to paint the plaster, move in the tumble dryer and build an enclosure for it, then get some furniture and we're completed. It will be an enormous relief when it's over.

After that we have plans to get the garden respectable, move and replace a couple of radiators and then completely redecorate our bedroom. The fun just never stops.

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Happy Anniservatory

posted by Jaitu at 12:39

Last Saturday marked one whole year since we paid the deposit for our conservatory to Nuglas. A lot has happened in that year, a lot has not happened in that year.
Back in March I attempted to cancel the contract as we needed this conservatory built by mid-July and if we were going to get someone else to do it we would have had to get that underway. I was persuaded to leave the contract in the hands of Nuglas but agreed only on a few conditions:
That we be given a firm date for work to commence; That we be given a timeframe for completion; That all work be completed by the middle of July; And that failure to meet these conditions would result in financial penalty.
We were guaranteed that work would begin in the week beginning the 14th April.
It began on the 24th. It stopped very shortly afterwards for reasons not entirely down to Nuglas and ultimately properly began on the 3rd of June.

We were guaranteed the contract would take six to eight weeks to complete.
It has been eleven weeks so far and it will be at least another two.

It has not been the middle of July for more than a month.

On top of this we have been sent an invoice for the final payment. The final payment, according to our contract, is to be paid when the work has been completed to the customer's satisfaction. This is despite that fact that we are still waiting to have floor tiles laid, pipe work boxed in, skirting boards fitted, door handles replaced and some final trim finished.

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Monday, July 28, 2008

Back Pipe Intervention.

posted by Jaitu at 17:20

We had another entire week of inactivity on the conservatory front last
week. We had a plumber out today to remove our inside/outside tap and
turn it in to an outside/outside tap. We're told there should be people
coming to begin the plastering tomorrow and everything should be done
within the next two weeks. Other than the plastering we have the screed
floor and tiling to be completed. I suspect that Nuglas will have
forgotten that they said that they will lay our floor tiles as they have
been unaware of other details within the agreed plan of work thus far.
Hopefully they will prove me wrong and we will get this thing completed
before we hit the twelve month mark in just under three weeks from now.

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Room Going Spare.

posted by Jaitu at 08:56

With now less than a week to go before my Mother-In-Law arrives for a
month long visit the 'guest bedroom' is almost complete. What was our
spare/computer/storage room has been transformed into our new favourite
room in the house. Gone is the exercise bike, the enormous computer
desk, the shelving units and the insane number of boxes and bags. Gone
too are the sunshine yellow walls, the battered formerly beige (?)
carpet and the graduated purple curtains. Now we have a calm neutral
space. Plain cream walls and carpet, a new sofa-bed, new light shades
and lamps, fitted blinds in the window to control glare and provide some
privacy, clean coving and replacement door handles. Last night we put up
a new brown suede roman blind to provide full blackout. All that's left
to find is a chest of drawers to go in there and we're about done.
Finding this last piece of furniture has proven far more difficult than
expected though with many hours browsing both online stores as well as
real world bricks and mortar shops. No doubt we'll find something
suitable but with only a handful of days to go, and a friends wedding
occupying a large chunk of this weekend, time is tight.

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Friday, July 11, 2008

Happy (not) Birthday

posted by Jaitu at 07:41

That's a Happy Birthday but not for today rather than an unHappy Birthday.
This morning my Wife noticed that there had been a few posts here in recent weeks and was disappointed to note that none of them were to wish her a Happy Birthday. So, to put things right while assuaging her paranoia over personal details online...

Happy 31st Birthday to my Wife for sometime in the past.

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Monday, July 07, 2008

It's Mostly A Conservatory. Mostly.

posted by Jaitu at 15:47

After the aforementioned delay the chaps turned up last Wednesday and
set to work on erecting the uPVC framework and glazing. By all accounts
they worked pretty tirelessly until Friday and now have the majority of
a conservatory in place.
All that's left to do is:
Lay the screed floor.
Tile the screed floor.
Wire the sockets and ceiling lights.
Relocate the formerly outdoor tap to the new outdoors.
Remove the botched dryer vent.
Make good the botched dryer vent.
Fit a new dryer vent.
Plaster the walls.
Fix and secure the new roof water down pipe.
Not in that order but I think that's it.

It really is a pity that this has been such a nightmare. The product
that Nuglas supply (the actual uPVC and glazing) is great, the fitting
that they themselves do is faultless. Unfortunately the unending delays
and poor communication as well as some of the sub-contracted work mean
there is no way we could ever recommend them.

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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

No Conservatory: Update

posted by Jaitu at 09:38

We were supposed to have our conservatory guys attend site today to put
in the framework and start on the glazing. With dull inevitability I had
a phone call to say that there has been some kind of problem with the
frame and they won't be coming until tomorrow. It's been ten and a half
months so far so I don't know why I should expect things to start
happening on time now. So far the company who shall remain nameless
(Nuglas Southern Limited) have missed every date and broken every
promise. Other than that, and the air of indifference whenever I call, I
cannot recommend them highly enough.

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Rockout Paradise

posted by Jaitu at 08:18

Here's a video that was posted on the Criterion Games blog. German band 3Typen took the guitar tabs to the Burnout Paradise theme and recorded their own tribute. The video includes lots of in game footage as well as the Burnout Team rockin' out.


Burnout Paradize (Criterion Edition) from 3typen on Vimeo.

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Friday, June 20, 2008

Fighting! (Robots)

posted by Jaitu at 08:03

I saw this clip on the MAKE blog and thought it was great. Scale these babies up and you've got yourself a winning format.



Want one of your own?
Why wouldn't you?
Check out RT Corporation.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Prance

posted by Jaitu at 07:54

Just a brief post for no reason other than to link to footage, shot by TechMaster, of Simon and various partners dancing at our friends wedding.
Warning: the audio on this clip is LOUD.



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Friday, June 06, 2008

It's Gripped

posted by Jaitu at 18:02

As I mentioned before I very recently spent a week on holiday in Dubai. While we were there we went on a Desert Safari. We were picked up from our hotel by a very friendly guy, named Yussef, driving a V8 Toyota Land Cruiser. After collecting another family he took us out of the city and towards the desert. We took a brief rest stop at a petrol station along with roughly thirty similar vehicles from other tour groups. In the words of Yussef this was the "last toilet for two maybe three hour."
On the road again we joined a small convoy of tour vehicles. One thing you come to learn quickly in Dubai is that things tend to have a transient nature. It soon became clear that the road we were on was closed for some construction work. It didn't however become clear until we were already a mile or so beyond the last opportunity to have altered our route. No problem, just drive off the edge of the tarmac and across desert scrub until you join the other road. We eventually merged with a dual carriageway, which headed to the horizon, and set off along it. Where the surrounding sand had encroached across our two-lane blacktop Yussef simply skipped us across the central divide and took the oncoming lanes. Fortunately there wasn't a lot of traffic.

Eventually we spotted the rest of the group belonging to the company we were with and left the road once more to join them for a quick photo opportunity on top of some dunes while the drives reduced the air pressure in their tyres.

Then we were back in the Land Cruisers and off. One by one we rolled into and around the side of a large natural bowl of sand. Then we were not off. One of the other drivers had been a bit eager and scrubbed the right rear tyre off it's rim. All the other drivers got out to help and within five minutes everything was right again. Then we were off again. Snaking across the desert we played follow the leader at impressive speeds climbing, cresting and drifting through enormous dunes.


We drove around for about an hour having incredible fun with only two brief pauses. Once to free a Land Cruiser that had become hung up at right angles across the top of a dune and once to cross paths with a gang of camels.



At the end of the hour we all came to a halt near a cool box left seemingly in the middle of nowhere. Everyone was given chilled water and we climbed the nearest dune to watch the sunset.

Then off through the dusk to a permanent desert camp for an enormous Lebanese buffet and some belly dancing. All in all we were out and entertained for around seven hours and all for only forty quid each. I would highly recommend anyone staying in Dubai takes the opportunity to try this out.


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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Progress?

posted by Jaitu at 21:11

A few things have happened in recent weeks. No doubt a few more things will happen in the coming weeks. In an effort to, once again, force a dangerously weak crutch under the blog to give only the most superficial appearance of some activity, I'll mention some of them now and maybe (read: never) return to them later.

Work finally began on our conservatory. Long-story-short...
We paid the deposit last August.
Everything that could delay us did delay us.
Building standard/regulations oversights were identified.
Plans were re-drawn and the glazing to brick work ratio was increased.
Construction began in the latter half of April.
We hit an unexpected sewer cover.
There was a trivial boundary dispute which has transformed a formerly ambivalent neighbourly relationship into a slightly uncomfortable acceptance of proximity.
Work stopped.
Plans were re-drawn and the conservatory was reduced in size.
Work has now begun again.

Friends of ours were married a week and a half ago. The awful weather forecast for the big day proved to be inaccurate and the sun stayed resolutely bright and visible until everything had moved inside for the evening. I was asked to take some photos during the day from which I hope the happy couple find something to like. I'm not so pleased with them but it's the first, and probably last, wedding I've taken any photos at. I enjoy taking pictures but the responsibility is not something I relish.

The Groom, no longer able to contain the emotion of the day, unleashes latent super-powers on the dance floor.

My wife and I have just come back from a week in Dubai. It was hot, relaxed and fantastic. We'd both like to return and maybe we will in a few years time. I shot some shaky footage on my point-and-shoot digital still camera while on a Desert Safari and will try to get some of that available on the blog later along with some snaps and more information about the trip.


A photo that completely fails to convey the size of the dunes we were tearing through.


My Mother-In-Law has booked her ticket and will be staying with us for a month over the summer. This will be the first time one of the in-laws has been to England and my Wife is almost uncontrollably excited by the prospect. It does, of course, mean that we really have to get our spare room cleared and made good as a guest bedroom before AussieMum arrives in July.

So, I may return with more on some of these things. I may also not.

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Sunday, April 20, 2008

To Boldly Glow

posted by Jaitu at 18:56

OK, bad puns aside, keeping up the finger-on-the-pulse nature of our little bleeding edge blog. I saw this article on instructables and found that it appealed to my inner geek on many levels. There's the obvious nostalgic quality, the re-purposing of a single defining component of the most powerful next-gen console and the fact that the end result is entirely useless but utterly desirable.

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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Something About A Map?

posted by Jaitu at 17:50

So how are we doing on the whole keeping this thing regularly updated then?

It's that time of the year where traditionally I say "I have plans for this place."

Truth is that there really isn't much going on for any of us to be posting about. I mean sure since the last post and between those names on the right we:

are leaving or have left at least three jobs,
are soon to start a PhD,
are returning home to Spain,
have a first wedding anniversary next week,
have a wedding next month,
have had a second child,
have moved business premises,
have bought new cars,
have bought new bikes both motor and push,
have started a new job tracking down pickernick baskets,
have had and are having a nightmare with a conservatory,
have rolled out something impressive but boring,
have bought new consoles, cameras and other shiny toys.

But nothing worth writing about.

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Home Fires Burn

posted by Jaitu at 18:23

As British Summertime came to an end, the temperature became a little colder than it already was and we struggled to decide whether a British Summer really even begins anymore a colleague in San Diego sent this email.


Fires are still burning in some areas, but the worst seems to be over. Usual organizational fiasco and consequential dick measuring contest, but I suppose without knowing all the facts its difficult to comment. All I know is the political posturing started on day one with one senator promising to send "his" birds (C130 fire tankers) to San Diego to put out the flames, but of course these planes never arrived. Not much fun if you see your house going up in flame on the TV.
The fires actually passed by us both North and South by about 5-10 miles, although with wind gusts of 60 mph+ that was little comfort. We weren't evacuated, but 500,000 were as the authorities didn't want this to turn in to another Katrina. A few stayed and perished, but what can you do? The company closed for a few days but opened again on Wednesday, although at this time many were still evacuated. However, by Thursday things were getting back to normal and the decision had been made to turf out evacuees from Qualcom Stadium because there was football game scheduled for Sunday. After all you can't let a disaster get in the way of a few bucks can you?
There hasn't been much said about how the fires started, although one was attributed to a broken power line. That being said one nut was driving around in his truck, complete with fire fighter number plates and helping himself to fire hoses, so who knows. With a population of 3 million + you've got to wonder how many closet pyros are out there.
Interesting comment about the Greeks [mainland fires in the summer] and a boost to the real estate market was one of the things mentioned on yesterdays news as a "positive", but then that assumes you had your home insured which many didn't. I'm amazed that anyone who lives here and in a house worth >$500,000 doesn't have insurance, but it appears that the value of your house bears no relationship to your stupidity.

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Friday, October 12, 2007

Poll To Pole

posted by Jaitu at 08:00

I like motor sport, I watch it, a lot.
Traditionally Formula One has always been considered the pinnacle of motor sport and in many respects it is. It is still arguably the most glamorous of categories but there are many others out there that can challenge it's individual attributes. It's difficult, for example to imagine a better fan experience in a major series than you'll get from NASCAR. Some of the best wheel to wheel action can be found in GP2 or A1GP. Champ Car is very reminiscent of Formula One 10 or 15 years ago. All that said, this year has been one of the most interesting in a long time and would have been even without the mess of off track intrigue and political power plays. Whoever you back in the championship and even if you don't normally follow the sport it's difficult not to have an opinion.
One of the best sources of information on the sport is Pitpass (you'll see it in our list of links to the right - unless I've changed the layout already). If you have any interest in Formula One, GP2 or A1GP then Pitpass is a site well worth checking out. They are currently running a survey to find out what we, the little people, feel about F1. Pitpass is read by some powerful people who will undoubtedly take note of the views expressed through the survey - even if they choose to ignore it. Follow this link to the PITPASS SURVEY and have your say.

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Friday, October 05, 2007

Dog Tales

posted by Jaitu at 17:41

Some years ago there was minor scandal in The States when a university photoshopped a student of ethnic descent into a promotional group photo in order to show diversity and impartiality. Far more recently there has been scandal of an even more minor scale in the U.K. where some Minister for Health (or similar) was added to a group photo suggesting he was present at a function he had in fact missed.
This very morning the company I work for sent out the electronic copy of the corporate news letter. Somewhere near the back page was a story telling how a dog had survived being hit by a car on a highway in America and the efforts made by employees to support the non-profit organisation that has been taking care of it. The caption that went with the photo was "[dog] poses with [woman]". I've removed the names obviously but the important part is that the Dog was posing *with* the woman. Even taking into account the sad fact that the dog is currently awaiting surgery to amputate a damaged leg I suspect that there is a certain falsehood to this picture.
See if you can spot it.

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Four Months And More

posted by Jaitu at 18:33

I had an email from a friend recently asking me how the wedding went and whether I'd put any photos up yet. I was slightly shamed that I had not yet made any pictures available. So I'm putting that right now.
Here's a small selection from the set taken by our wedding photographer Sash from Desiren and SashPhotography. Sash was excellent, putting us at ease and taking some fantastic photographs.




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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The Bears Can Keep It

posted by Jaitu at 20:53

Starting tomorrow morning we will be having some work done in the house. In order for this to happen we have had to clear out (as best we can) our bedroom and the spare room which I have taken over. With this in mind I decided it was time to get rid of my old Pentium III machine, which was mostly just taking up valuable space, and donate it to charity. I use my laptop for *everything* anyway. So having removed hard disks from the chassis and having packed anything remotely useful into boxes I powered up the laptop to check email and do some woek on the RTDL2 Store.
It was at this point that Windows XP decided to play a new and frustratingly different game. No matter what I chose from the boot menu it would simply reset the PC a few seconds later and leave me again faced with the same options. Needless to say my backup strategy is second to none. In truth my backup strategy is equal to none.
I sat with my head in my hands staring at the cyclic failure to launch contemplating all the design work sitting on the now inaccessable drives and mumbling alliterative phrases fat with the phoneme 'ph'.
Fortunately it turned out to be a relatively easy fix. A borrowed XP Pro installation CD and an hour or two letting CHKDSK perform it's /R flavoured magic and I had a fully functioning window onto a wider world. I do have a fully licensed install but as is the way of the PC OEM I didn't get a useful install CD with the pre-installed OS. ElDiablo loaned me his disk and completely failed to capitalise on the opportunity to evangelise about the spiritual goodness embodied in Linux.
The only thing I can put this event down to was my recent choice to use the hibernate option instead of a full shutdown. With the number of external devices attached to the laptop it's not very surprising that it got it's knickers in a knot when I tried to resume the session. Anyway, lesson learnt. Leave hibernation for the bears.

On a seperate note some more new products have arrived in the RTDL2 Store. A couple more Cold Roses shirts in dark navy (as requested by the Womble) along with some simple Orc inspired designs which you may hear more about should I ever follow up on a side project.

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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Bands And Tracks

posted by Jaitu at 21:35

Last night ElDiablo and I met up with TechMaster and a few other friends to see Womble692's new band play at a local venue. We all had a good time and I took a couple of hundred photos, many of which fall into the category of 'artistic' by which I mean blurry. I'll let Womble692 go into more detail of the evening from the stage-front perspective if he wishes to. Suffice to say it constantly amazes me how he manages to make such wonderful sounds from what is really nothing more than a plank and some elastic bands.
Before heading out to the gig ElDiablo and I thrashed a couple of Aston Martin DB9s around the famous or maybe infamous Nordschleife circuit at the Nurburgring. Needless to say this was done from the comfort of a sofa and made possible by Forza Motorsport on the XBox. Anyway that little story, truth though it is, was really only an excuse to embed this clip. Imagine our racing skills to be like this only stretched over 24 miles.

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Saturday, July 28, 2007

A Baseball Bat Or Even Just A Big Stick

posted by Jaitu at 12:03

I hate to generalise, you know that, but *every* little boy wants a knife.
[I warn you now that this is likely to ramble].
It's wired into our genes. In order to protect and provide, to fulfil our role as hunter-gatherers we need a simple but sturdy hand weapon to dispatch large hairy beasts with. I remember when I was younger I and my friends had a collection of such things. They ranged from short single bladed fold-out pen knives to eight inch 'Survival' tools with serrated upper edges, a compass in the pommel and a compartment containing matches, whetstone, wire-saw, fishing line and hooks. My personal favourite was a plain hunting knife with a simple blade and wooden handle that I could carry on a belt in it's brown leather sheath. In my case and that of my friends, we didn't own these things in case we got into a 'rumble' or in order to start trouble and get things a bit messy. They just held a fascination for us at that age. Simple yet potentially deadly devices will always have an effect on the people that hold them. I had a discussion with ElDiablo recently in which I explained to him that holding a perfectly weighted sword or well crafted gun is an oddly pleasant feeling (apart from a shotgun on my Stag weekend the only guns I have held have been of the air or paintball variety.) For some people the feeling may be disquieting or even unpleasant but the potential held within these objects is a tangible thing. There have been times in the past that my Sister would have come home to find my Brother In Law and I sat on the sofa watching television with cavalry swords or paintball guns in our hands. Now, we may have been watching an action movie or the Antiques Roadshow it didn't make any difference. It wouldn't have happened if Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman was on though, then we would have been throwing balls of rolled up newspaper across the room and scoring hits on sick orphans, but that's another story.
So what's got me thinking about these things right now?
Is it the rise of violent crime on British streets?
Is it the thousands of people instantly thrown back a couple of hundred years in the aftermath of flash floods?
No, actually it's this: The Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife.

Almost entirely impractical and available now from Firebox for a mere £499.
It comes in it's own presentation box and has 85 'fully functional' implements, although I would imagine that when in use the knife will remain stationary while you violently rub, slide or spin whichever object you are vainly working on around it.
I could never have owned one as a young lad. I could not have afforded it and it would feel awful in your hand or crushing your lap while watching television.
Besides which, how would I ever hide *that* in my shorts?

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Friday, July 27, 2007

RTDL2 Does Retail

posted by Jaitu at 23:13

For a little while now ElDiablo and myself have been working on a new side project. Using my pitiful web design skills and our combined imaginations we have begun an RTDL2 associated store. See the link up there on the new nav bar? Some Shirts: Available now in the RTDL2 Store
The shop is open and ready to take orders so please take a look at what's on offer. Even if you don't like anything you see just yet, tell your friends that the place exists and keep an eye on it as there are plenty more designs in the works. For now we are concentrating on (we think) simple reasonably priced products although we have the capacity to provide other more divers product lines. There will also be more in the way of lady-centric goods appearing over time.

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Stick A Few Sequins On It

posted by Jaitu at 01:21

I've made a few changes to the site layout.

Most noticeable is the navigation bar under the page title. You'll also notice that the links it holds are mostly useless to you right now. This will change over time.
For some reason the page area is now a little bit wider than before and I can't see why. Anyway it's late now and I'm tired so it can wait.

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Monday, July 16, 2007

Damn Domain Hosts

posted by Jaitu at 22:29

RTDL2 .NET is offline again. This is happening too often.
I can't even log into the control panel to check a status.

I've been in touch with PCHighway to complain and find out whats going on.

I've also started to resurect the .COM (lost since DomainBuster imploded last year) and get it transfered to a new hosting agreement with GoDaddy.com. If that goes okay I'll maybe look at moving the .NET to the same location.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Some Justice

posted by Jaitu at 18:23

Not just the title to one of my favourite tracks of the early 90's by Urban Shakedown but an apt title for my first post in a couple of months.

Regular readers of RTDL2 (if such people exist) might remember my tale of criminally poor fashion sense. A couple of weeks ago a story ran in the press stating that the public could no longer report such crimes directly to the Police and that they would no longer be investigating unless the Banks involved reported it to them.
I was pleasantly surprised therefore to get a phone call a few days later from Dagenham CID. It turns out they had confiscated a personal computer during an investigation and that my credit card details were amongst hundreds of others held on it. They asked if I had seen any unusual activity and I told them the whole sorry story. When I mentioned the name Tim Chuk the officer responded, "That's the Fella."
At the end of the conversation the Police apologised for taking up my time to which I replied that it was fine and I was glad to hear something was being done about it to which he added " eventually".

Anyway, You Tube won't let me embed the Some Justice clip so here's the link again and a few choice morsels to bring back some memories. I still have all of these on 12" vinyl except the last one which was one of my absolute favourites and which I foolishly lent to someone I am no longer in touch with.

Everybody do the jumpy two-step now.

Sonz Of A Loop Da Loop Era - Far Out


2 Bad Mice - Bombscare


The Night Writers - Let The Music Use You

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

On The Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness

posted by Jaitu at 08:30

A new "...Real, Actual..." trailer for the Penny Arcade Adventures game has been released.



More Penny Arcade goodness HERE.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Buy Some Land And Raise Some Kids

posted by Jaitu at 12:32

:: By Email ::

Back in Blighty.

We landed on Sunday afternoon and went straight back to work yesterday.
I'll provide a proper update and maybe an account of the trip and wedding
later.

For now I notice that no-one did anything while I was gone and that the
formatting of the site has been broken the whole time. Never mind. I'll fix
it later.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Here We Go

posted by Jaitu at 12:36

::by email::

Well, it's nearly time for us to leave for Melbourne. We'll be away for a couple of weeks while visiting family, relaxing and getting married. Pretty much everything is arranged with only a few small details to tie down when we get to there (I'll rant about the caterer when I return).

I expect things to be very quiet, even more so than usual, around here while I'm gone. Hopefully I can rely on ElDiablo to come up with something in my absence.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Australian Travel Operator Of The Year

posted by Jaitu at 17:59

Just a quick note for anyone thinking of visiting Australia. Do it, it's a lovely place. Just don't do it with Austravel. We booked our flights for the wedding through them and have had consistently poor service.

We had to cancel a ticket that was for my Father. This took three attempts and a total of around eight weeks to complete and get the refund. Providing passport information (that they had requested) to secure visas took three attempts because each time we gave them what they wanted they remembered something else they'd need. When our itinerary arrived it showed me as an Australian citizen and a visa against Naomi despite the fact that I'm British and required the visa and she's the Aussie (remember all the passport stuff?). It also *still* had my Dad on the itinerary and E-ticket. Also the E-ticket they sent us had different flight details to the itinerary. We think this has all been sorted out now.
It's not just us, another couple flying with us had not even received their paperwork (this is less than two weeks before we fly) and on their inquiry were told Austravel were waiting on confirmation of an extra arrangement they had made for their holiday. Confirmation from whom? Not exactly clear. They have now been sent their itinerary and E-ticket, complete with mis-matched flight details. There are other friends flying out for the wedding who have received equally poor service from them.

So anyway. Austravel have been crap for us and others that we know. The hold message you get when you call them proudly announces that they were voted Australian Tour Operator Of The Year 2005. I can see why they didn't get 2006. Take my advice and book it direct with Emirates.

Rant over.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

In The Hood

posted by Jaitu at 16:31

Been a while. I know everyone is feeling like they have nothing to write, me included. It looks like it's time already for the here's thought style posts. A couple of the so far absent authors have hinted that a contribution is not far off.

This he-yah below mentioned vidi-clip is for our-man-at-the-centre-of-it-all, Kortech. He has threatened to post something but so far has not. So as a cheap bribe I'm linking to the clip below. Kortech loves his hippity hop and has recently left our fair shores to return to the home of the most well armed and the land of the fearful. Dude, look at the no-bull nilla 'tude you've left behind.

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Sunday, February 25, 2007

You'll Go Blind

posted by Jaitu at 22:19

While browsing a site that has some cool movies of local mountain bike trails around the Surrey Hills I noticed some snowy thumbnails. So I've linked to the two below for the benefit of ElDiablo whom I know is still feeling the need.

No Snow? You Should've Gone To Tignes


Tignes 2004-2005-2006


For anyone wishing to watch the MTB movies you can find them here.

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Friday, February 23, 2007

Gentlemen, Start Your Engines.

posted by Jaitu at 21:31

Last weekend marked the start of this year's NASCAR season at Daytona and true to my word I made the effort to watch the races. I watched the two mid-week qualifying Duel races, the Busch 300 mile race on Saturday and Sunday's 500 Mile Nextel Cup event. So far I have to say I'm enjoying it more than I expected. I'm starting to get to know some of the car and driver combinations and even understand some of the rules.

--- SPOILER ALERT ---

I put that spoiler alert there despite the fact that it's now Friday so there can't be too many people who don't already know the outcome of the race and are keen to keep it that way. The finish to the Daytona 500 was a fairly spectacular affair. After the best part of 500 miles a caution was called with around 6 laps left to run. The race was red flagged after a few more laps and the cars stopped on the circuit behind the pace car while debris was cleared. This meant the race would finish under what's referred to as a 'Green, White, Chequered' scenario. This basically means that the cars would run again, be shown the Green flag to restart racing, the next lap the White flag signifying the final lap and finally the Chequered flag and the end of the race. Normally if another caution is thrown during this time the race is immediately over and the order of the cars on track at the time of the Yellow (caution) flag being shown becomes the final placing.
On the final lap a handful of cars began an assault from the high lane. Kyle Busch moved up to try and halt their run but had fall back into the lower groove. It appears this unsettled the car on entry into the final corner and he put his left front wheel onto the apron of the track causing him to lose the car and trigger a large amount of carnage. Only the two cars ahead of him really escaped and NASCAR kept the race under Green flag conditions until they had completed their drag race to the line before throwing the caution. In amongst the chaos behind them Clint Bowyer in the O7 Jack Daniels car got flipped and crossed the line in 18th place on his roof and on fire. It was quite a finish to a very long race.

The clip below gives a quick recap followed by the Green, White, Chequered and ultimate melee.


On a not entirely unrelated note I also happened upon this clip while looking for the one above. I thought we didn't know how to deal with icy roads. You'd expect people in Portland to have a better idea of what to do.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

As Though Describing A Circle

posted by Jaitu at 18:06

Naomi and I went out riding together this weekend for the first time since Christmas. We went out both Saturday and Sunday on one of the easier routes we use. All on the road which keeps things simple but with a fair bit of elevation change thrown in to make you work a little.


The weather on Saturday was gorgeous and the ride was good fun. We came home and made our traditional post ride meal, two huge yorkshire puddings filled with assorted vegetables and gravy.

The Sunday ride was less fun. The weather was colder and the sky overcast. Naomi was feeling the fact she hadn't ridden for six weeks and consequently everything was a bit slower. Sunday was also the day for the Spandex Supermen to be out on the road and it was frustrating to be constantly passed by folks on seven ounce roadie bikes with their legs spinning wildly as they completely failed to make use of the almost three hundred gears at their disposal. The range of my gear work on the road doesn't usually extend much beyond big ring to middle for a junction and back again.

Still, Sunday afternoon we went over to my Best Man's place and his girlfriend served us up a fantastic roast dinner followed by the best home made cheesecake you are ever likely to find.

I'd like for us to get back on the off road riding but the next few weekends don't offer us much time what with Naomi having her Hen Night this weekend and me my Stag Do the following. It's only a couple of weeks after that that we fly out to Aus.

In the meantime I'll make do with watching stuff like these clips from the excellent ROAM.

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Saturday, February 10, 2007

Tim Chuk, J'Accuse!

posted by Jaitu at 09:28

I received today the sixth or seventh letter from my credit card provider regarding transactions made on my last card to be ripped off. The last five (or six) were lists of one or more transactions showing payee and amount and with an attached statement for me to complete and return. All I had to do was 'delete as appropriate' to show whether or not they were made by me and whether the card was in my possession at the time.

I had a problem with these apparently simple letters. Firstly the way they were worded made no provision for the possibility that some of the listed items were genuine while others were fraudulent, it was an option of *all* the listed transactions were genuine or *all* the listed transactions were fraudulent. As most of the letters dealt with single transactions this was fine but one of them had a list of four, two of which were mine and the other two fraudulent. The second and more fundamental problem with the letter was that it didn't actually make sense.

The statement was worded "I can confirm that I, nor anyone with my authority, has authorised the following transactions." Now, if you remove the bit in commas you get "I can confirm that I has authorised the following transactions." Surely there should be a 'neither' in there? As it stands the statement is largely useless.

So to today. This morning I have received another letter, this time a little different. This time there were photocopies of sales vouchers for me to check and then a statement (with a 'neither') to fill in and return. The thing I find interesting about the sales vouchers is that they contain the delivery name and address in full. It might be that these are also falsified to a degree but if they are genuine then Tim Chuk of Wellington Drive, Dagenham, Essex should be thankful that I am not a vindictive chap. He will also have to use someone else's credit card if he still wants more Roberto Cavalli sunglasses. The italian, for it was a foreign vendor, tracking note shows that UPS delivered the goods on the 26th January. If you ask me they'd make him look like a twat anyway.

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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Snow Day

posted by Jaitu at 07:55

As correctly predicted by the Met Office we've had three or four inches of snow overnight. Surrey looks more like ElDiablo's photos of Tignes.

Needless to say I left the bike at home today.

In truth, although there is more snow on the ground than a fortnight ago there doesn't appear to be ice beneath it and clearing the car was a matter of brushing off the thick powder with no scraping required. The roads seem to be a lot slushier than last time and the stretch where I became closely acquainted with the tarmac a lot less treacherous. That said, the precise spot where I got my asphalt is still hidden below a cake of packed snow with no bitumen evident.

Traffic will no doubt be in chaos again. It always amazes me, and most people I know, how badly England reacts to a little snowfall. Back when I was a child, [cue: sentimental music as the flames rise higher in the fireplace] snow in winter was not an unexpected or an uncommon phenomenon. I'm sure it still caused problems with transport but we're supposedly far more sophisticated now.

Currently there are only two of us in the office so far. I wonder how many others we'll see today and when.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Many, Many Hours of Motor Sport

posted by Jaitu at 20:20

I've been a fan of Formula One for about ten years now and have watched almost all of the races in that time. Prior to that I would watch them if they happened to be on when I was around but wouldn't go out of my way to see them. Now it's a ritual. If I can watch them live then I will and I'll have my laptop showing the live timing screen alongside me. (If you're an F1 watcher and haven't tried the live timing online then I highly recommend you do. It adds a whole layer of involvement and you will often notice things long before the commentary team/cameras bring it to your attention).

Last year was the first time I made the effort to follow anything other than Formula One from start to finish. I watched every one of the Formula One, GP2, A1GP and Australian V8 Supercars races. Where possible I followed the qualifying as well. There was no way I could watch these live and had to resort to 'tape-delay' for all but the F1. I made sure that I watched each series in order though and found them all to be greatly entertaining (Formula One being arguably the least exciting on-track).

People often say that F1 is boring. Those people might prefer cricket or golf or snooker or darts or bowls. They almost certainly do not follow the season. Watching an entire campaign results in something more than the sum of it's parts. You get to know who the drivers are, be able to recognise livery and helmet designs without relying on TV captions to tell you who you are looking at, you understand how important a certain race is for who and why. It's like watching the whole season of LOST instead of one episode somewhere in the middle (OK, not the best example because no-one knows what's going on in LOST, but you get my point). There are people, myself amongst them, who will watch every race from every circuit even knowing that sometimes once the field are through the first corner it'll likely settle in to a procession. But also knowing how the points stand, what a difference a small change in the order could make, that whether or not this guy can stay out a lap or two longer before pitting can be as significant as a passing move, that the chap whose running fourteenth is wringing the neck of an under-funded back-of-the-grid car and has that position on merit, that this boy has landed a seat in what could be the championship winning car in his first season, that this old guy could well be enjoying his last hurrah or that that fella tends to get a bit flappy and all 'Mama Mia' under pressure. There is a lot of enjoyment to be taken from a race that to a casual observer is 'boring'. The thing is you have to know it and the only way to know it is to follow it.

I've always been curious about the Aussie V8s but mostly have only seen highlights and then usually only from Bathurst. The V8 Supercar Series is in my opinion the best touring car category I have ever seen. There are currently only two manufacturers and only two models involved, the Ford Falcon and the Holden Commodore, which makes for generally closely matched racing although one or other can sometimes show an advantage at a particular track. The two make format also has the affect of dividing fans into 'red' (Holden) and 'blue' (Ford) camps. There can be either three, two or only one race on a weekend depending on the circuit in use. The most famous being the one thousand kilometre endurance race around Mount Panorama in Bathurst, an event that lasts around seven and a half hours. This is the Monaco of the Aussie V8s and was fittingly last won by Craig Lowndes (partnered by Jamie Whincup) on the day that motor sport paid tribute to Aussie racing legend and Lowndes own mentor Peter Brock. A close run championship was decided at the final round at Philip Island.

A1GP was in it's first campaign across 2005/06 and the second season began in September. This is a new concept in motor sport. A one make winter series, all the teams have the same spec car, but each team represents a country. The drivers for each of the teams must be from the home nation and as a result the competition is between countries and not individuals. France stormed to a first season win with Nicolas Lapierre and Alexandre Premat sharing the time at the wheel. The cars themselves are a swoopy affair looking like a cross between F1, IRL and the Batmobile. With low down force and a single tyre supplier the cars can run close to each other without suffering aerodynamically. Pitlane crew restrictions and a Push-To-Pass system mean you are pretty much guaranteed close racing and plenty of overtaking. The different countries tend to display a wide range of ability and as a result you get a number of on track battles at every event. Recently the round held at Sentul in Indonesia provided some of the best wet weather racing I've seen in a long time and has put the name of Germany's Nico Hulkenburg at the top of many people's list of drivers to keep an eye on (the fact that he races for a team whose principal is Willi Weber won't do his career much harm either).

GP2 was running for only it's second season last year and had learnt from it's debut campaign. Current Williams F1 driver Nico Rosberg won the opening season and was at work at the end of '05 assessing changes to the GP2 car before starting in F1. Another one make series the car looks more like F1-lite than the A1GP vehicle but also benefits from low down force and high mechanical grip from the control tyres. It's not uncommon to see overtaking moves under braking around the outside of corners in GP2, as well as four wheel drifts, things not seen for a long time in F1. A number of GP2 drivers have moved in to Formula One the most publicised being the young British driver Lewis Hamilton who became GP2 champion last year and this year partners current F1 champion Fernando Alonso at Mclaren.

This year I'm aiming to add four American series: ChampCar; IndyCar; Nascar Busch Series and Nascar Nextel Cup. These, again, are formulas where I've seen bits and pieces. Mostly they have not been so exciting except for an occasional pile-up, but this has been because I have never known the back story. Both Champ and Indy have drivers I'm familiar with from Formula One and even Nascar now has Juan Pablo Montoya and former Aussie V8 racer Marcus Ambrose. Not knowing too much about these categories right now I'm looking forward to seeing whether Sawyer and Kate can escape and what Jack intends to do next.

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Fate Wants Me Fat

posted by Jaitu at 21:54


True to my word I have continued riding to work so far this week. I am beginning to see worrying signs though.
On Monday I rode into work despite some obstacles as I previously mentioned. That was obviously Sign One.
Yesterday I rode in with no problems and as the weather and light were much improved I even returned through the trees. This was not what Fate wants for me. Fate wants me off the bike.
Fate wants me fat.
Today we awoke to a blanket of snow. Not huge amounts but enough to bring a great nation like ours to it's knees. Sign Two.
I bravely set off avoiding tyre tracks in the snow and sticking to the fresh white surface where I was guaranteed firm footings only an inch or two below. As the tributary side roads of our area slowly joined and commingled in to potentially stronger streams of traffic the amount of road surface not already rolled smooth by passing cars rapidly decreased. Suddenly I was riding on a plane of sheet ice that stretched the length and width of the immediate road. With elegance and grace akin to that of the most experienced practitioners of Tai Chi, I landed flat on the tarmac. Sign Three.
A close by group of school kids paused in their snow ball fight to see that I was OK. I replied 'It was bound to happen sooner or later' and dragged my bike across the glassy tarmac to the assured traction and relative safety of a grass verge. No sooner had I got back on than a scrubbing sound drew our attentions to a VW Golf which sailed slowly from the patch I had just vacated, through the T-junction and thudded up the kerb on the opposite pavement. Sign Four.
Once on the main road everything went smoothly. The road was clear of snow, ice and slush and the traffic was hardly moving. I was able to ride straight up the middle of the road overtaking everyone and still only on the middle ring. I climbed my way up the cycle path and around the fallen trees and made it to work safely. Take that Fate.
Come time to leave for home I discovered a flat front tire. Cheap shot. A colleague gave me a lift home and I'll not be riding tomorrow.


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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Nine and Three. Two. Two. Jack.

posted by Jaitu at 20:57

I found out this evening that my credit card has been ripped off for the second time in six months. It seems I've bought goods from two opticians, the Carphone Warehouse and Vodafone and booked a trip with National Express. I should hope that amongst the data that will have been caught during these transactions is enough information to find whoever was behind them.
The thing that frustrates me most about this process is that the banks fraud prevention office get in touch fairly promptly to check on unusual spending patterns, stop your card, a new one is issued and that is the end of your involvement.
I want more.
I want them to get back in touch with me after a week or two and say "You know how your card got scammed a while back? Well it happened here." I mean it's happened twice now (and I count myself lucky that it's only been twice) and I don't know whether some information from the first time, had it been available to me, could have prevented it happening this time.
I'm not stupid with my cards. I don't let them out of my sight, I'm careful about the places I use them and websites that I buy from. So, I want to know how and where these transactions were made possible. I have other cards but this, naturally, was my primary one and I'll have to update any payment accounts with details of the new one when it arrives.
It's a great fat pain in the arse.
Still, the coach trip might take my mind off it. I hope I'm going somewhere nice.

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Monday, January 22, 2007

Riding, Trees Down, Lard

posted by Jaitu at 21:15

I rode my bike to work for only the fourth time this year today. It's a journey of less than three miles and only takes around 15 minutes but when the weather is bad or I'm not feeling so good it can be tougher than you'd expect. I could always slow down a bit and take it easier but that feels like cheating. When you're riding along a major A road and traffic is brushing past you at 50 miles an hour you don't really want to spend longer than you have to either. The route gets better at two thirds in. This is where I get off the road and follow a bridlepath that forms part of a cycle route that runs from Greenwich to the South Coast. It's here that the morning get's tough even if only for a few minutes. The path rises steadily and although it doesn't look like much for a man of my athletic build, it saps what little residual energy I have. Not having breakfast then setting out in the bracing British weather takes it's toll.
Just to make things a little more interesting four trees of varying sizes had fallen across the track over the weekend causing me to go either under, over or around the obstacles. It also meant a diverted and extended all-road return journey in the dark.
The forecast for the rest of this week is also not promising but I'll try and continue the riding. Having bought my suit on the weekend I have to keep my waistline in check until the wedding. In good weather and daylight I'm quite happy to ride off in the wrong direction after work and stretch things out for a while. In the cold and the wet and the wind and the dark I usually just want to get home.

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Squirrel Update

posted by Jaitu at 14:04

The squirrel activity continues apace in our loft space. During the rough weather over the weekend it sounded like our fluffy little pest was moving in both his family and their furniture.

Towards the end of last year I put three poison trays in the loft. These were left untouched despite the frequent visits from our furry little pointy-clawed sharp-toothed friend. Over the Christmas period I tried to attract some interest in them by mixing broken peanuts and chocolate into the poison pellets. While I was up there last week installing the ultrasonic pest repellent I noticed the trays had still not even been nibbled.

The ultrasonic repeller is a battery operated device which is activated when the built-in PIR detects movement. It then screams at a very high pitch until the movement stops and then resets a few seconds later. When it switches off it produces an audible 'squeak' as the frequency falls. I initially set the frequency such that I could hear it come on when I was in the loft but back in the house proper with the loft hatch closed I could only hear the squeak as it shut down. It turns out I set the operational tone when not in the loft just inside Naomi's range of hearing and just outside of my own. Naomi could tell me when it detected motion even if we couldn't hear the squirrel moving. (I've since set the frequency even higher).
The repeller, currently, doesn't so much repel the squirrel as give it pause for thought.

The pattern of behaviour seems to go something like this:
Squirrel enters loft.
Repeller activates.
Squirrel freezes.
Repeller 'squeaks' off.
Squirrel moves.
Repeller activates.
Squirrel freezes.
Repeller 'squeaks' off.
Squirrel moves.
You get the idea...

This is not exactly the desired effect and I have emailed the company I bought it from for their recommendation of where best to set the frequency control for maximum squirrel repelling power. I have in the meantime ordered some traps which, ideally, I will not have to deploy.

I have also now placed a motion activated light up there although this may just let the squirrel see what it is doing.

While putting the light in, I noticed that the ultrasound has apparently had one interesting side-effect. Since the repeller has been in place the squirrel appears to have gained an appetite for peanuts and chocolate.

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

London Marathon 2007: Please Sponsor Me

posted by Jaitu at 16:12

Well, not *me*. George posted this plea at work.

Hi,
Well I have perhaps foolishly signed up to run the London Marathon this year - not so silly is the fact that I will be raising money for the Multiple Sclerosis Trust.

A few clicks is all it will take to sponsor me, and both myself and the MS Trust would really welcome your support. They are a very good cause - check out their web address below if you want to see the sort of work they do for the community.

So, please take a moment to sponsor me. It's really easy - you can donate online by credit or debit card at the following address:
www.justgiving.com/GeorgeAberdour
All donations are secure and sent electronically to MS Trust. If you are a UK taxpayer, Justgiving will automatically reclaim 28% Gift Aid on your behalf, so your donation is worth even more. Please join me in supporting MS Trust and a fabulous cause.

Thanks and best wishes,
George

*** About donating online ***

It's very easy to support George online - just go to their page at the web address below where you can make a donation.
Web Address: http://www.justgiving.com/GeorgeAberdour
MS Trust Address: http://www.mstrust.co.uk
Donating takes a matter of minutes and is totally secure. You can leave a message with your donation too.

If you pay UK tax, Justgiving will automatically reclaim and add 28% Gift Aid to your donation at no cost to you, so it's even better for the charity.

There, you go

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Not All Pain

posted by Jaitu at 19:29

After reading the excellent item by ElDiablo on Tarkovsky's Andrei Rublev I decided to order some of his films. I already own Stalker (both on VHS and on DVD) and this morning placed orders for Andrei Rublev, Nostalgia, The Sacrifice and Solaris (not the Clooney remake). I also had a browse around the video library of Babel for clips from his films and was surprised to find more than a few.

While on YouTube I set off down one of those random paths that these sites are so good for and found the clip below. Not only does it feature music by Air - French Band, a group I very much like, but visually it takes a very simple idea and works it to great effect.


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Thursday, January 11, 2007

My First Taste Of Wii

posted by Jaitu at 12:45


Kahoona7 filled my house with the wonder of his Wii last night.
The first thing I was surprised by was size. Not of the console unit, it perfectly fits the 'three DVD cases' description and is no bigger than my external DVD writer. The Wiimote controllers however are much smaller than either printed or TV ads would have you expect. Imagine something about the size of a cheap Nokia handset. Now halve the width and make it a little thicker. That's the Wiimote. It sits very comfortably in the hand and I can imagine the A button and B trigger being placed about right for most users no matter what their age. The poorly named Sensor Bar (it emits but does not sense) is also only about half the size I expected and sat unobtrusively on top of the TV. Naomi, who joined us later in the evening, didn't even realise it was there until Kahoona7 was packing it away again.
We worked our way through the Wii Sports pack (Bowling, Boxing, Baseball, Tennis and Golf) which all proved to be very entertaining. I suspect the fun factor ramps up when you have a live competitor but can also see these games being a suitable distraction for anyone with some time to kill. Each of the five games is a simple implementation of their real world counterpart. And each acts as an effective tech demo of the motion sensing capabilities of the Wiimote. None of them actually make use of the pointing mode during game play, it is only evident when clicking buttons to make selections on screen. The tilt sensing seems pretty accurate and it doesn't take long for use of the Wiimote to become quite natural feeling. The additional WiiPlay game collection adds further tech demo titles including a number of pointer based games which further illustrate the potential for this console to shine. The pointing is very easy and because of the sensor bar requires none of the calibration that older 'light guns' necessitated. Instead all the calibration takes places subconsciously in your own head. The on-screen cursor isn't exactly where you're pointing the end of the Wiimote at but it's close enough and moves with you such that you don't question it.

As TechMaster said before this feels more like a machine to have fun with the family or friends whenever they come over and not so much a "Gamer" system. Based on these titles I would have to agree but I believe it could hold it's own in the current market if the software is right. The potential for the control system (with the nun chuck attached) to bridge the gap between the traditional console gamepad and the PC style keyboard-and-mouse control schemes is obvious. The real test will be how more traditional games titles fare on this format as I don't see it surviving on party titles. I would be very interested in trying out an FPS or Need For Speed style game. We already know that graphically the system is at a perceived disadvantage but there are other qualities on offer here that, at present, cannot be found elsewhere. As the DS has proven against the PSP, it's not all about horsepower.

I will certainly still buy one. Naomi demands it.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Format Wars

posted by Jaitu at 17:58

Welcome to TechMaster with his first post here. Beating both Kahoona7 and Dean to the first strong stream of Wii.

TechMaster tells me that the site looks wrong on some other browsers. If that's the case then we don't need them stinkin' browsers. I'll look in to it when I can.

He's also correct in his observation that there is currently no option to comment on these threads. Comments are currently disabled but will appear in time.

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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Will Wii Rock You

posted by Jaitu at 21:39

I fixed the Banner (hours ago). It seems the Blogger preview is a lot more forgiving of randomly inserted characters than the browser is.

Anyway, Kahoona7 should be coming over tomorrow night to show off his Wii. The Nintendo Wii is a console I'm very interested in and will definately be the next one I purchase (when stocks allow). I respect the decision by Nintendo to bow out of the console arms race and take a new direction. I've never been a fan of any particular camp, I still have an original Playstation, a Dreamcast, a pair of XBoxes and a brace of Nintendo DSes. It's fair to say that I have never been a particularly early adopter though. The Playstation was bought second hand a couple of years after launch, I made the decision to buy a Dreamcast after reading that Sega was discontinuing production. My first Xbox followed the console's first price drop and the second was a year after that. The DSes, in fact, were puchased nearest their launch when I picked them up in Melbourne two years ago. Of all these machines the XBox is the format that sees the most use although if I had to pick I would probably say that the Dreamcast and the DSes are my favourites. This is probably as a result of my own perception of them as underdogs. Arguably so is the XBox but with Microsoft behind it it seems hard to think of it that way. The Dreamcast was a generally underrated machine in my opinion.
The DSes have taken a while to hit their stride but anything that can turn maths into a bestseller has to be something special.

Why was I writing this? I don't remember and don't know where I was going with it anyway.

So the Wii next.
It's small enough that I don't need to lose a device from shelves to make space for it. I don't need to upgrade my TV to HD for it. I don't need to find a way to squeeze another digital signal into my amp. It offers new play experiences. Okay so it doesn't have the latest graphic capabilities and it doesn't do surround sound and it doesn't have the computational capacity to model the Earth's weather systems in realtime. Does it need those things to deliver entertaining and involving gameplay? I don't think so.

I'll let you know what I think of the Wii though. I'll also try and convince Kahoona7 to give a more in depth review as a real owner of the thing. Dean too. He got one on launch day (along with every other console ever released it would seem). So we'll try and coax something out of him - assuming he hasn't already exhausted all the Wii puns over at his other job.

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Up top

posted by Jaitu at 14:08

For some reason the RTDL2 header has gone missing from the top of the pages. It disappeared when I added the code for the search form and I don't know why. If I preview the template code the header is there but when published it stays gone.
Ah well, it can wait for another time.

We have at least one squirrel that enters our loft space on a far too frequent basis. I've found and blocked two points of entry previously but it seems the bloody thing just keeps moving further along the eaves looking for weak spots. I can't see any other places to get in or out but he's doing it somehow. I've got some tasty tasty poison up there all mixed in with peanuts and chocolate but so far no obvious sounds of death. Quite the opposite in fact it sounds as though something more like *this* is going on up there. Only in the dark, which would be so much more cool to see.
For anyone shocked and distraught at the use of poison I do have some PIR controlled repellent devices on order which will hopefully help keep the loft free of potential victims.

Hello to Dean and thanks for the first post.

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Say Ah

posted by Jaitu at 07:31

I have my doctors appointment this morning and as is the way of these things the worst of my symptoms have already settled down. For the last three days the whole of the back of my mouth and top of my throat has been swollen. As a result of this every swallow had felt like I was trying to force down a golf ball. This was very unpleasant during the day and infuriating at night. I haven't had a decent sleep since last week. Yesterday I spent most of my time wrapped in many layers of clothing feeling uncomfortably warm and drowsy but still unable to get any meaningful sleep. Swallowing is now not so painful but still a little difficult. My throat is still sore and I still have that deep itch right inside my ears.
I'll go to the doc doc quack in a little over an hour and see what she says but I suspect it'll be that I have had a virus which is now hopefully starting to back off.
I'll be happy if I can get more than an hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Not only that but I missed work yesterday and expect I'll be absent again today.
I don't get paid if I'm not there and what with Christmas and New Year this will be the fourth week in a row where I've not done a full five days. A lean month ahead, I suspect, and less than three until N and I fly to Melbourne to get married.

I also haven't really ridden my bike since just before Christmas and am missing it a little despite the weather being rather poor. N and I rode 20 miles on the weekend immediately before Christmas Day and I have ridden once to work since. Riding is my only significant form of exercise and I'm too much of a lardy bloat to skip it. If my throat is better maybe I'll get out this weekend.

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Monday, January 08, 2007

Echo Three to Echo Seven

posted by Jaitu at 08:37

Having spent the last week developing a progressively worsening throat infection I'm now on hold to my GP in the vain hope of getting an appointment today. Their hold music is a monophonic collection of classical classics but played as though it was a doorbell arrangement at half the original tempo. Not only this but rarely are more than four or fives notes played before the pre-recorded overly long "We're all busy please continue to hold" type message kicks in (also seemingly spoken at a decreased rate to make it easier to understand but just coming across as patronising.)

I'm sat here in the outfit I have adopted for the weekend. This includes but is not limited to a baseball cap and hoodie with a five foot square fleece blanket folded length ways and worn like a scarf. This leaves me looking like I'm about to hop on the back of a Tauntaun and brave the blizzards of Hoth to hunt down an overdue Luke.

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Sunday, January 07, 2007

Hello, Friend

posted by Jaitu at 16:04

The whole superinterwebnethighway is morbidly obese with pointless content and I am not doing anything to change that. It means that as consumer you have the choice. If you have trouble choosing then you're in over your head already.

I've *had* a blog almost since blogging first became the hot new thing oh-so many years ago.
It's moved home on a roughly biennial basis. Usually after stagnating for around 21 to 22 months or so. My blogs always start out written in a 'Hello, Friend' style with a few words saying how I'm having another go at this and how This-Timetm it will be different and I'll make a proper effort and find something remotely interesting to chuck up on a website. This lasts about a week then posts become "Hey, this is cool and you should really take a look" for a month, maybe two, before the rains start and the covers come on and everyone leaves before Cliff starts singing.

So now I'm seeking help. I've proven (to myself - no one else has been looking) that I can't be trusted to do this on my own. I like to think I have some 'creative ability', don't we all, but there are genuinely creative people all around and I aim to shamelessly steal a little glory by association. Seeing as how I have wasted every hosted meg I have ever paid for I'm inviting others to do what they will with the opportunity. Some have had their own blogs. Some have made good use of them. Some have been as lack lustre as me. Some have been published in proper media. Some are slowly building their own digital kingdoms. All, I think, could contribute something worth at least as much as I can. Together, I hope, something at worst the sum of it's parts should emerge.
Let's face it, if I can get five others to write for the site then that's my readership increased five hundred per cent. You can check the maths, I didn't.

What should you expect to find amongst these posts? Well, that I cannot tell you with any certainty.
(*these* posts so far are what's left of mine after the purge. I'm talking about the posts that *will* (Read: might) appear here when those supremely talented and insightful individuals get up to steam and start churning out the wisdom).
We have people I hope to get tech info from, people I hope to get rants from, people I hope to get slightly surrealist adventure stories from, people I hope to get insiders views from, people I hope to get outsiders views from. We should see everyday man on the street stuff, fond memories and hopes for the future. What we did today, what we would have preferred to do today. Shameless self-aggrandizement and promotion. Almost without doubt huge periods of inactivity punctuated by "Hey, this is cool and you should really take a look"

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Friday, January 05, 2007

Tunnel

posted by Jaitu at 21:02

Seeing as how I'm so very poor at self motivation there'll be some new talent joining the show.
I say talent, they're not.
Maybe having some other people posting something around here will encourage us all though.

My money is on everyone posting at least one item over the next month and then very little else happening for say, ooh, about 18 months I reckon.

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Saturday, November 18, 2006

If It Ain't Ain't Broke Can I Be Bothered?

posted by Jaitu at 10:43

Ok, So it's mostly back. A lot of the links within the site are broken but can I be bothered to fix them?
If I'm honest, no. I plan to change the site - at least the content - soon and no one reads this one anyway.
<* Update: No, of course I couldn't be bothered. I decided instead to delete almost everything *>

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Domain Busted

posted by Jaitu at 10:36

This is the first post since RTDL2.COM disappeared along with DomainBuster / Fast24.
Now with a new host and a .NET

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Nikon Imaging | support&service | digitutor

posted by Jaitu at 08:03

Nikon D70 Digitutor online user guide.

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Saturday, June 25, 2005

Amaze Your Mates, Annoy Your Girlfriend.

posted by Jaitu at 12:51

There's a thing about gadgets. Without meaning to be overly sexist certain gadgets will likely appeal more to guys than girls. There's a device over at Andy Huntington MA Interaction Design RCA called Beatbox. This is the sort of thing I could have hours of fun with. I suspect that N would very quickly ask me to stop.
(warning: the beatbox page has a 3.3MB movie embedded)

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Clicky Click - No Whir

posted by Jaitu at 11:52


At around 9 this morning a very friendly DHL man knocked at my door and delivered my new Nikon D70 DSLR.
I am happy.

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

I Bow Before You, Then You Die.

posted by Jaitu at 08:13

What Type of Killer Are You?
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It seems this is me.

Samurai

You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You are not really the stereotypical hero, but you do fight for good. Just in your own way. For you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil person, if it is for justice and peace. You also don't belive in mourning all the time and think that once you've hit a bad stage in life you just have to get up again. It's pointless to concentrate on emotional pain and better to just get on with everything. You also are a down to earth type of person and think before you act. Impulsive people may annoy you somewhat.

Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile

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Sunday, June 19, 2005

I Love The Sound Of Breaking Arms

posted by Jaitu at 10:50

Is that the sound of popping ligaments?
Very early this morning I ordered a D70.
I really should not be allowed access to credit cards after midnight.

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Saturday, June 18, 2005

Shutter Lag

posted by Jaitu at 01:05

Kahoona7 just bought himself a Nikon D70 and though I hate to admit it I am jealous. I shouldn't be because it's not like I use the cameras I own let alone have any justifiable reason to want another. But I have to say this is a beautiful piece of hardware. It feels good just to hold it. It makes you think
'If I had one of these bad boys I'd take pictures all the time!'
That was my thinking on the last two cameras I bought and it turned out not to be true for either of them. Some day I'll get a proper digital SLR and not use it. Just not today. It doesn't help me that N is so damned good about these things either. She never says
'Why do you need one?'
She always says
' If you want one, why don't you get one? I can give you some money towards it for your birthday.'
At £600 I'll skip it for now. But I'll have to be strong, my arms are weak and twist easily.

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Thursday, February 07, 2002

posted by Jaitu at 16:54

RTDL2 Online Store
A whole bunch of unrelated products in a poorly organised collection. Have a look.

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Wednesday, February 06, 2002

posted by Jaitu at 10:56

Tiny Lab - My Work Here Is Done
Buy your commemorative Tiny Computers R&D Lab shirt here.

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posted by Jaitu at 10:15

Remember when Deano "played" with my site for a laugh?
This is what I found when checking my site whilst on holiday.
Recreated thanks to Googles caching.

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Tuesday, January 15, 2002

posted by Jaitu at 10:56

Give the Special Lady in your life some Spunk for Valentines Day.
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Thursday, January 03, 2002

posted by Jaitu at 01:31

D3@n0 thinks he's l33t haxx0r, he'll learn.

Hahaha, Nice one
That musta been the easiest hack of your pathetic life!

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